Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”